These are the musings of a Crazy Old Man. I shall ruthlessly (I wonder where Ruth is?) batter your shriveled grapefruit until you understand that everything you know is wrong! I explore the WTF!? factor of life. Your ability to make me ask, WTF were these morons thinking? Sometimes I share my own moronic inventions. Many readers, few comments due to the lack of thought.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Florida Python Hunting Permit
My python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
Florida Governor Charlie Crist, Senator Bill Nelson and other officials propose putting a bounty on pythons. South Florida hunters and hunting clubs from tramping out to state wildlife preserves to whip up enthusiasm for python extermination and then posting trophy photos of themselves with 10- to 15-ft. snakes on the Internet.
A week went by
And now it's July
There are an estimated 150,000 Pythons roaming the everglades national park and any effective bounty program would require lifting the ban on hunting in the federally managed Everglades, something U.S. officials are considering doing.
I finally got it off
And my girlfriend cried, YOU GOT STINK-FOOT!
It won't be long before Governor Christ wises up and issues permits on other exotic species that are overrunning Florida and it fauna. Pythons, Vervet monkeys, Nile monitor lizards and the all so taste Iguana and wild Hogs. I see a nice income from exotic game permit's. WTF Charlie!, it's another form of tourist driven cash flow for a cash strapped state and helps to solve the exotic animal problem.
Stink-foot, darlin' by Frank Zappa
Steve
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Now that's not a bad idea!
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Albert
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