Everglades Pythons win. Get your alligator hunting permit here.

You big bunch of sissy Rambo's!

Do you know how many pythons were successfully hunted this past year?

Zero!...Nada!....None!

WTF!

You couldn't catch a python if it slithered out your big wazoo!

All mouth and no python boots for you!

Well my chaps, 

for I know what you wearing,

Redemption time is neigh!

Florida Gator Hunting  permits go on sale June 3!

The alligator hunting season runs 11 consecutive weeks from Aug. 15 through Nov. 1.

Approximately 6,000 alligator harvest permits will be available.

Winners will be selected in a random drawing.

All those seeking a harvest permit must be at least 18 years old by Aug. 15. 

A permit allows the harvest of two alligators on a designated area.

Successful applicants must pay for an alligator trapping license and two alligator harvest tags, or provide proof of a valid alligator trapping license (must be valid through Nov. 1) and pay the fee for two harvest tags. No other hunting licenses are required. 

The cost for a resident alligator trapping license and alligator harvest tags is $271.50, and nonresidents pay $1,021.50. 

The cost for each additional alligator hunting permit is $61.50, regardless of residency. 

The FWC offers a no-cost, three-hour training and orientation program in July and August at various locations throughout the state. Permit holders will receive, by mail, permit packages listing dates and locations.

Lets see if you mighty hunters can pull this hunt off?

I need new gator boots!

Steve

Florida Python & Anaconda Hunting Season License March 8 2010

An over-full python became stuck in the middle of a Malaysian road after swallowing a pregnant sheep / Reuters

Florida will have a special Python hunting season which will run March 8 to April 17, 2010!

Now anyone with a valid Florida hunting license and a $26 management area permit may remove "reptiles of concern" These include Burmese and other python species, green Anacondas and Nile Monitor Lizards from the Francis Taylor, Holey Land and Rotenberger wild life area's in the Everglades.

Weapons allowed are as follows; Shotguns, rim fired rifles, rim fired pistols, nets and snares. Check for additional weapons with the Florida Fish and Game.

WTF! You know you want to do this! Looking like a Rambo extra, your Calusa obsidian blade bowie between your teeth, Waist deep in water, stirring up the sulfur smell of decay, You inhale deeply in this vast terrain of razor grass where cows, mules and the mighty steam shovels used to built the Tamiami Trail have been suffocated by the mosquitoes. There, you spot your quarry, be it man eating snake or a mutha of a lizard. The waters churn as you wrestle with your quarry. A mighty, no, titanic death  struggle of man against beast in the Everglades National swamp. USA's mainland tropical ecosystem. The widest river in the world. AKA: The River of Grass. And  don't forget the Gators, your struggles have drawn their attention and they have there own hunting season, for you and it is always open season.

"ME BE RAMBO!" your ID screams at your EGO.  

Yeah right and...
..... exhale.

Call a South Florida Guide and book your trip now!

Steve