Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Sanford Roasted His Wiener on the Appalacian Trail
Argentina is only this far away from the Appalachian Trail on the map and my wiener is that long too, really!
President Mark Sanford? I think not!
Time to lighten up a bit. Time for us crazy old people to remember back in the day. Before we had a clue what any of the following would mean?
Have you accidentally entered your PIN on the microwave?
Have you ever played solitaire with real cards?
Remember having only one phone number? How many phone numbers does your family have now?
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
Do you pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries?
Every commercial on television has a web site. Remember when web sites only had spiders?
Remember when a curser was a person that used swear words?
Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it? Did you remember to turn off the iron? Do you even know what an iron is?
Do you get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee?
You know what a USB is and you know how to use it.
Do you miss Kodachrome? Have you ever used a camera that uses film?
WTF were the good old days?