Saturday, July 18, 2009

Wiener Crashes Wienermobile

A House Takes it in the Rear from a Giant Wiener.

A young lady, trying to turn her wiener around in a driveway, thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward, inserting her wiener into the home.

That is not the way they really make new homes, is it?

Wienermobiles are driven by "hotdoggers". They attend Hot Dog High in Madison, Wisconsin. There they learn about the company's products and history as well as receive specialized drivers training.

OK, your perched 8 feet above the pavement. You have a huge, bus sized windscreen in front of you. and yet you manage to stuff your wiener because you think you are backing up when you are actually moving forward?

I know there are smoked wieners but I didn't know that you could smoke a wiener!


Thursday, July 16, 2009

Elvis Presley's Lost 1958 Cadillac Found

From NBC-2.COM

An unexpected discovery inside a 1958 Cadillac is creating quite a buzz at a Charlotte County car shop.

A worker noticed a gold-plated cigarette lighter and ashtray mounted on the back seat. The piece has the words "Elvis Presley" engraved on it.

And now for the WTF? moment:

Shop staff says the current car owner didn't even know it was there.

Now they're trying to trace these wheels back to the king of rock and roll. "We found a web site that there was rumor he owned a '58 Cadillac which this isn't the real color, the title of the car show it's supposed to be black," said Charles Allison of Nick's Custom Cars.

How cool is this? I wonder what they found under the back seat?


Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Florida Python Hunting Permit

My python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night

Florida Governor Charlie Crist, Senator Bill Nelson and other officials propose putting a bounty on pythons. South Florida hunters and hunting clubs from tramping out to state wildlife preserves to whip up enthusiasm for python extermination and then posting trophy photos of themselves with 10- to 15-ft. snakes on the Internet.

A week went by
And now it's July

There are an estimated 150,000 Pythons roaming the everglades national park and any effective bounty program would require lifting the ban on hunting in the federally managed Everglades, something U.S. officials are considering doing.

I finally got it off
And my girlfriend cried, YOU GOT STINK-FOOT!

It won't be long before Governor Christ wises up and issues permits on other exotic species that are overrunning Florida and it fauna. Pythons, Vervet monkeys, Nile monitor lizards and the all so taste Iguana and wild Hogs. I see a nice income from exotic game permit's. WTF Charlie!, it's another form of tourist driven cash flow for a cash strapped state and helps to solve the exotic animal problem.

Stink-foot, darlin' by Frank Zappa