Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Birthers Hawaii Obama Conspiracy

Hawaii is not a state in the union of the United States of America. I am sure one of you birthers holds the true secret and special information to prove this.

You say Obama has no birth certificate. Please see the picture at the top of the page. Do you have one?

The birth certificate is a forgery except that Obama's birth certificate was validated by the Hawaii Department of Health.

Hawaii's two major newspapers, the Honolulu Advertiser and the Star Bulletin both report birth announcements of August 4, 1961 for Bark Obama. Maybe Obama can time travel?

Obama was smuggled into America by Islamic terrorists. Their master plan is to have a Muslim president who will destroy America from within. Gag me with a spoon.

WTF, do you think that Obama's parents smuggled him into Hawaii, faked a non existent birth certificate and got his birth announcement published because they knew that he would need this when he becomes president? Don't you think that is this was true that Clinton or McCain would have used this information?

The inconvenient truth is: Your kind lost the election!!!!

The world has to and is moving on without you while you lay their with your head stuck in pond muck.

No matter how much factual information Birthers are presented with, they have a mental illness, just as other conspiracy theorist have. All your strange beliefs spur people away from the Republican party, helping to destroying it in the process.

Thank you one and all for proving Darwin wrong. Not everyone has the ability to evolves.


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