These are the musings of a Crazy Old Man. I shall ruthlessly (I wonder where Ruth is?) batter your shriveled grapefruit until you understand that everything you know is wrong! I explore the WTF!? factor of life. Your ability to make me ask, WTF were these morons thinking? Sometimes I share my own moronic inventions. Many readers, few comments due to the lack of thought.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Florida Python & Anaconda Hunting Season License March 8 2010
An over-full python became stuck in the middle of a Malaysian road after swallowing a pregnant sheep / Reuters
Florida will have a special Python hunting season which will run March 8 to April 17, 2010!
Now anyone with a valid Florida hunting license and a $26 management area permit may remove "reptiles of concern" These include Burmese and other python species, green Anacondas and Nile Monitor Lizards from the Francis Taylor, Holey Land and Rotenberger wild life area's in the Everglades.
Weapons allowed are as follows; Shotguns, rim fired rifles, rim fired pistols, nets and snares. Check for additional weapons with the Florida Fish and Game.
WTF! You know you want to do this! Looking like a Rambo extra, your Calusa obsidian blade bowie between your teeth, Waist deep in water, stirring up the sulfur smell of decay, You inhale deeply in this vast terrain of razor grass where cows, mules and the mighty steam shovels used to built the Tamiami Trail have been suffocated by the mosquitoes. There, you spot your quarry, be it man eating snake or a mutha of a lizard. The waters churn as you wrestle with your quarry. A mighty, no, titanic death struggle of man against beast in the Everglades National swamp. USA's mainland tropical ecosystem. The widest river in the world. AKA: The River of Grass. And don't forget the Gators, your struggles have drawn their attention and they have there own hunting season, for you and it is always open season.
"ME BE RAMBO!" your ID screams at your EGO.
Yeah right and... ..... exhale.
Call a South Florida Guide and book your trip now!