Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Ass Wipe Florida Gun Laws or Rick Scott Bonerhead!

One of us is Rick Scott.

Rick Scott, medicaid thief and self proclaimed full-blown 2nd amendment supporter who is now the T-bag governor (who payed 74 million of his own "stolen"money to become governor)


This NRA glory hole has decided that Florida's meager gun laws are too strict. We already have the "Bring your guns to work" law and if you feel threatened in your home, you can kill anyone and get off  "Scott" free.


Bills now up for consideration will entitle you to carry your concealed weapon in the open. This bill would also allow you to carry your gun, in the open, on university campuses and in private schools. Hey wants a dead student or 20?


Another bill prohibits doctors from asking patients about gun ownership. The fine is up to $5 million dollars and five years in prison. Crazy? Doctor can't ask if you have a gun and are a threat!


The third bill would limit gun  regulation to the state. Prohibiting local governments from passing or enforcing any gun laws.


The reasons given for these laws?


"It is the right thing to do" "I have no reservations on pushing the bill" "The only way to stop a perpetrator is with equal force" Rep Evers (R).


"The casual removal of a sport coat at a restaurant or a gust of wind can suddenly expose a legally concealed weapon and put the owner in violation of the open carry ban." Marion Hammer, Former NRA president and lobbyist for Unified Sportsmen of Florida. I'm sure you love to flash your penis gun!


"An open-carry law would deter crime. For example, a would-be bank robber might think twice if he or she saw someone standing nearby with a weapon"  I am sure the tellers are thrilled at this idea.


I am sure that the picture in the minds of these ass wipes is that of white male manly men with guns. Protecting the frail women folk and shooting any shade of skin color darker than albino!


I am all for it! Forget about wheels for your ride, big penis guns are all the rage! What a great arms race this will foster. I can see it now.......


Gun owner one: "My gun got more bling than yours!"
BLAM!!
Gun owner two: "Your gun is mine now!"


If I was a tourist, I WOULD NOT VISIT FLORIDA!
If I was planning to retire in Florida, I WOULD NOT!

The next Republican-T-Bag town hall, campaign stump, etc., lets all take our guns and carry signs such as "Democrats with Guns!" or "Liberals are liable to pop a cap" or "Gays can still shoot straight!"
 
Oh, by the way Mr. Scott, where are the 700,000 jobs you promised?
Steve


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Florida Python & Anaconda Hunting Season License March 8 2010

An over-full python became stuck in the middle of a Malaysian road after swallowing a pregnant sheep / Reuters

Florida will have a special Python hunting season which will run March 8 to April 17, 2010!


Now anyone with a valid Florida hunting license and a $26 management area permit may remove "reptiles of concern" These include Burmese and other python species, green Anacondas and Nile Monitor Lizards from the Francis Taylor, Holey Land and Rotenberger wild life area's in the Everglades.

Weapons allowed are as follows; Shotguns, rim fired rifles, rim fired pistols, nets and snares. Check for additional weapons with the Florida Fish and Game.

WTF! You know you want to do this! Looking like a Rambo extra, your Calusa obsidian blade bowie between your teeth, Waist deep in water, stirring up the sulfur smell of decay, You inhale deeply in this vast terrain of razor grass where cows, mules and the mighty steam shovels used to built the Tamiami Trail have been suffocated by the mosquitoes. There, you spot your quarry, be it man eating snake or a mutha of a lizard. The waters churn as you wrestle with your quarry. A mighty, no, titanic death  struggle of man against beast in the Everglades National swamp. USA's mainland tropical ecosystem. The widest river in the world. AKA: The River of Grass. And  don't forget the Gators, your struggles have drawn their attention and they have there own hunting season, for you and it is always open season.

"ME BE RAMBO!" your ID screams at your EGO.  

Yeah right and...
..... exhale.

Call a South Florida Guide and book your trip now!

Steve

Friday, October 23, 2009

Coexistance





Cracks are forming in the foundations of our power structure. I am not talking about our crumbling infrastructure, I speak of the foundations that an authoritarian handful of those at the top of the political and religious game wheeling almost unlimited power over "We, the people" 


Those oligarchs who run our country and the rest of the world are beginning to feel a change in the wind as the Internet pulls back the curtain of secrecy and ignorance they have fostered to expose the wizard at work with his levers and knobs, even as he says "Pay no heed to the man behind the curtain" we are learning the truth from independent internet reporters.


Knowledge is power and the internet takes no prisoners. As "We, the people" are learning, the oligarchs  no longer have the curtain of ignorance, superstition, fear and infighting to contain the truth and the conform the masses to their wishes. The Genie of truth has been released from the bottle and will not be contained again.



Church, state and school leaders are scrambling to maintain their status quo as fundamental change takes the planet over. The vast majority of us have nothing to fear with the global changes coming except the closed mindedness of fear itself. We have, or are, learning that every person on the planet is like any other person. I remember back when Kennedy could not be president because he was catholic. Obama can't be president because he is black. All the old propaganda can not hold water anymore.


The only people who have to worry about this change are the authoritarians who tell us how to lead our lives as they hide behind their curtains and pull the levers, doing as they please. 
Authoritarians, your days are numbered until mankind can then live a peaceful coexistence among ourselves without your lies and deceits.
WTF you crazy old man!!!
Do I think the world can change??

Maybe!

Steve

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Who Will Be The First To Pull The Trigger?



WTF!? Guns being bantered around town hall meetings?


Will America begin seeing the type of political violence that other countries endure? Intimidation, polling places being bombed, voters shot and killed. The American 2008 election had the largest voter turn out since 1964, just under 60%, ranking the US 35th in world for voting turn out. And that poor ranking is without the violence other voter endure.


We already had a non-violent fixed presidential election in 2000 involving Florida Governor John Ellis "Jeb" Bush, the former Secretary of State Katherine Harris and the Florida Supreme Court.


“They can have my gun when they can pry it from my cold dead hand” Obviously these are people who do have health insurance.

"We're just exercising our constitutional rights." This would be the right as a member of a well regulated militia protecting the security of the Free State at town hall meetings?

Or are they easily per swayed intimidators for the insurance companies? Just as the “Brown Shirts” carried out intimidation against the German populace for Hitler?


I just hope that this is not what our political system has come to, Gestapo tactics verses intelligent discourse.


Steve

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Senior Citizen Terrorists or Why did Grandma shoot up the mall?


Senior Citizen Terrorists? WTF?


Hoards of wheel chairs and walkers appearing from over the hill? Gangs of grey hairs, terrorizing the streets? No, they will come but it will be one by one.


I predict that in the years to come, violent crimes committed by persons 55 and over will increase.

50 million American are not cover by any health plans. Diagnosed as terminally ill, some will decide to take as many with them as they can.


As the Republican Party loses ground, the disenfranchised, those who will not or can not accept change, will turn their years of anger into action. Assassinations against their perceived enemies, those who are not with them are against them, will increase.

As IRA's, property values and retirement funds decline, anxiety from watching a life’s work disappear into someone else’s pocket, will reach the breaking points of some seniors.


Pain will cause others to snap. Pain that never goes away stymied by laws that separate people from medications that relieve or calm the pain will take revenge to suffer others pain.


Think of the mix of the above. Crazy Old Men and Women acting alone or in small cells will be very hard to stop. No one seems to keep any records of major crimes and homicides perpetuated by senior citizens. Few will notice the increase.

It is far too easy to pick up a gun, murder your family or others then blow out your own brains. Vehicular homicide by seniors will increase. Explosions from “accidental “gas leaks will increase.


When you see an old person and think to yourself “They couldn’t hurt a fly” you may just get your ass swatted.


Steve