Republicans Hate Women! Do You Care?

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Are Republicans so uptight about sex that they hate women? Do they believe what the bible says about women? Ya betcha!

Of course, because they hate women, they also hate children, after they leave the womb of course.

1) Republicans not only want to reduce womens access to abortion care, they’re actually trying to redefine rape. After a major backlash, they promised to stop. But they haven’t yet. Republicans don't believe in the concept of rape since their cock is God's gift to women.

2) A state legislator in Georgia wants to change the legal term for victims of rape, stalking, and domestic violence to “accuser.” But victims of other less gendered crimes, like burglary, would remain “victims.” Republicans believe women constantly lie and they are for the pleasure of men and their abuse as warranted.

3) In South Dakota, Republicans proposed a bill that could make it legal to murder a doctor who provides abortion care. Republicans will argue that the Constitution gives them the right to shoot doctors.

4) Republicans want to cut nearly a billion dollars of food and other aid to low-income pregnant women, mothers, babies, and kids. Republicans believe that when "it" is no longer a fetus, fuck it.

5) In Congress, Republicans have a bill that would let hospitals allow a woman to die rather than perform an abortion necessary to save her life. Republicans could care less if you die. Your just another dead bitch to them.

6) Maryland Republicans ended all county money for a low-income kids’ preschool program. Why? No need, they said. Women should really be home with the kids, not out working. Republicans believe that women take too many jobs away from men.

7) And at the federal level, Republicans want to cut that same program, Head Start, by $1 billion. That means over 200,000 kids could lose their spots in preschool. Republicans say "Keep children stupid for ease of control".

8) Two-thirds of the elderly poor are women, and Republicans are taking aim at them too. A spending bill would cut funding for employment services, meals, and housing for senior citizens. In other words, Republicans will fuck their own grandmother.

9) Congress just voted for a Republican amendment to cut all federal funding from Planned Parenthood health centers, one of the most trusted providers of basic health care and family planning in our country. Republicans need more slave labor.

10) And if that wasn’t enough, Republicans are pushing to eliminate all funds for the only federal family planning program for humans. But Republican Dan Burton has a bill to provide contraception for wild horses. Republicans like the idea of big, juicy, throbbing horse cocks.

So I leave you with one question.....What are you going to do about it, punked ass? 

Steve

Fourteen Defining Characteristics Of Fascism is your Governor one?

 Fourteen Defining
Characteristics Of Fascism
By Dr. Lawrence Britt

Dr. Lawrence Britt has examined the fascist regimes of Hitler (Germany),Mussolini (Italy), Franco (Spain), Suharto (Indonesia) and several Latin American regimes. Britt found 14 defining  characteristics common to each: 1. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism - Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic motto's, slogans, symbols, songs, and  other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere,  as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.   2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights -  Because of fear of enemies  and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of "need." The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions,  assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.   3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause -  The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.   4. Supremacy of the Military - Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a  disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.   5. Rampant Sexism - The governments of fascistnations tend to be almost  exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes,  traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Divorce, abortion and homosexuality are suppressed  and the state is represented as the ultimate  guardian of the family institution.   6. Controlled Mass Media - Sometimes to media is directly controlled by  the government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by government regulation,   or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives.  Censorship, especially in war time, is very common.   7. Obsession with National Security -  Fear is used as a motivational tool by the government over the masses.   8. Religion and Government are Intertwined - Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and  terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed to the government's policies or actions.   9. Corporate Power is Protected - The industrial and business aristocracyof a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power,  creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite.   10. Labor Power is Suppressed - Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed.   11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts - Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate  open hostility to higher education,and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts and letters is openly attacked.   12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment - Under fascist regimes, the police are given  almost limitless power to enforcelaws.  The people are often willing to overlook  police abuses and even forgo civil liberties  in the name of patriotism. There is often a  national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations.   13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption -  Fascist regimes almost always aregoverned by groups of friends and associates  who appoint  each other to government positions and use  governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national  resources and even treasures to be appropriated  or even outright stolen by government leaders.   14. Fraudulent Elections -  Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by  smear campaigns against or even assassination of  opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and  manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control  elections. Image via Wikipedia

UN ordered depopulation of 3 billion people by food malnutrition has started.

While investigating the WHO and UN role in the biological weapons AKA Birds attack called the A-H1N1 (Swine Flu) pandemic of 2009, criminal intelligence (CI) agents Oh no, the CI have the house surrounded! from Canada and the US have stumbled upon a covert and sinister plan to kill off as many as 3 billion people by food malnutrition. My sinister farts are UN-covert biological weapons.

Classified UN documents reveal that 1 billion people will be killed by starvation as UN trade agreements and WHO health moratoriums will forbid any country from selling and exporting any food to targeted regions for depopulation. And the other 2 million people?

With the recent false Hey, shit is real except shit like this article declarations of E. coli contamination in fruits and vegetables the member nations of The Codex Alimentarius Commission have been ordered to pasteurize or irradiate all fruit and vegetables. Why? Pasteurization and irradiation destroys all of the nutritional value of our food. These processes don’t eliminate the microorganism they claim they are killing in our food. It kills the organisms Huh? and everything else including the vitamin, mineral. Better throw out your microwave! By nu-clear wizardry? and enzyme content of our food. Any cooking of food does this. EAT IT RAW! or don's taze my pancreas bro! Furthermore pasteurization and irradiation doesn’t clean or filter out the bad organisms in our food it just kills them and when we drink or eat pasteurized or irradiated foods and beverages we are consuming the dead, rotting and disease and illness causing bodies of the organisms. Because all of the vitamins, minerals and enzymes have been destroyed by pasteurization and irradiation your body can’t stop or fight off the disease usually caused by pathological reason and illnesses, An illness is a vague condition caused by consuming the dead and rotting organisms.What about the diseases cause by living organisms?

Very few people realize that the UN was created by former high ranking politicians and war criminal officers of Nazi Germany.Immediately after WWII, the League of Nations was destroyed by the Nazi Germans in retaliation for defeating them in WWII. In its place the Nazi Germans formed the UN. Damn crafty Germans!

The UN (the negative prefix un means – Opposite of; contrary to: unrest.) Fuck, it does not mean United Nations?

un-stoopid Steve

Ass Wipe Florida Gun Laws or Rick Scott Bonerhead!

One of us is Rick Scott.

Rick Scott, medicaid thief and self proclaimed full-blown 2nd amendment supporter who is now the T-bag governor (who payed 74 million of his own "stolen"money to become governor)


This NRA glory hole has decided that Florida's meager gun laws are too strict. We already have the "Bring your guns to work" law and if you feel threatened in your home, you can kill anyone and get off  "Scott" free.


Bills now up for consideration will entitle you to carry your concealed weapon in the open. This bill would also allow you to carry your gun, in the open, on university campuses and in private schools. Hey wants a dead student or 20?


Another bill prohibits doctors from asking patients about gun ownership. The fine is up to $5 million dollars and five years in prison. Crazy? Doctor can't ask if you have a gun and are a threat!


The third bill would limit gun  regulation to the state. Prohibiting local governments from passing or enforcing any gun laws.


The reasons given for these laws?


"It is the right thing to do" "I have no reservations on pushing the bill" "The only way to stop a perpetrator is with equal force" Rep Evers (R).


"The casual removal of a sport coat at a restaurant or a gust of wind can suddenly expose a legally concealed weapon and put the owner in violation of the open carry ban." Marion Hammer, Former NRA president and lobbyist for Unified Sportsmen of Florida. I'm sure you love to flash your penis gun!


"An open-carry law would deter crime. For example, a would-be bank robber might think twice if he or she saw someone standing nearby with a weapon"  I am sure the tellers are thrilled at this idea.


I am sure that the picture in the minds of these ass wipes is that of white male manly men with guns. Protecting the frail women folk and shooting any shade of skin color darker than albino!


I am all for it! Forget about wheels for your ride, big penis guns are all the rage! What a great arms race this will foster. I can see it now.......


Gun owner one: "My gun got more bling than yours!"
BLAM!!
Gun owner two: "Your gun is mine now!"


If I was a tourist, I WOULD NOT VISIT FLORIDA!
If I was planning to retire in Florida, I WOULD NOT!

The next Republican-T-Bag town hall, campaign stump, etc., lets all take our guns and carry signs such as "Democrats with Guns!" or "Liberals are liable to pop a cap" or "Gays can still shoot straight!"
 
Oh, by the way Mr. Scott, where are the 700,000 jobs you promised?

Steve

 

If we're dumb... Then God is dumb.

Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'Cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near'n far
Dumb all over
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religious fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' the Bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book
We got over here
You can't run a race
Without no feet
'N pretty soon
There won't be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religious fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won't blow up
'N disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
TO ARMS! TO ARMS!
Hooray! That's great
Two legs ain't bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (Get down!)
Not his, not hers (but what the hey?)
The Good Book says:
"It's gotta be that way!"
But their book says:
"REVENGE THE CRUSADES. . .
With whips 'n chains
'N hand grenades. . ."
TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS?
Have another and another
Our Cod says:
"There ain't no other!"
Our Cod says
"It's all okay!"
Our God says "This is the way!"
It says in the book:
"Burn 'n destroy. ..
'N repent, 'n redeem
'N revenge, 'n deploy
'N rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
'Cause they don't go for what's in the book
'N that makes 'em BAD
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice French bomb
To poof them out of existence
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise OURGOD
("Cause he can really take care of business!")
And when his humble TV servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blonde wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'Cause if we don't do it,
We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
(Depending on which book you're using at the time...
Can't use theirs. . .it don't work . . .it's all lies...Gotta use mine...)
Ain't that right?
That's what they say
Every night...
Everyday. ..
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following
God's Orders
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An'the book says:
He made us all to be just like Him,"
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)

My humble thanks to Frank Zappa!
 
Steve

Send "Dumb All Over" Ringtone to your Cell

Why bother being a middle class consumer?

You are stupid! 

 

You assume a massive debit load to pay for college so you can learn a "skill" in a career you hate or will grow to hate, that was misrepresented by your university just to make enough money to keep your head above water and try to consume all that you are told that you need. 

40 hours a week plus commute time minus commute expense, wearing the "correct" clothing, eating overpriced and unhealthy crap for lunch. Overtime pay? forget-bout it punk. In this new mobile world, you are on call 24/7 and may the lice help you if you are not hovering over your black-bury-me or the cell. You are in a cell Mr. and Mrs America.

You are owned by the man.

Turn on, tune in, drop out. What this means to me is a Bauhaus style of life. Less is more but I wax philosophic upon you.

So, you need to buy stuff to feed your addiction. The newest car, yada,yada,yada. Put it on the plastic, yada,yada,yada.

But wait, the newest i machine from Apple is here! My car is almost two years old and sucks....only three more years of those easy $499 a month payments. Upkeep? WTF is that? My "partner" skipped town and stuck me with the bills. My hard drive crashed and I need new tires.

I was on this path. I worked myself into a broken body but I had reached the promised land for the family. Then the "X" crashed the finances but I kept to the plan, only to have everything snatched away a couple of more times. 

With no family to take care of, being miserable and beginning to die from the work....I dropped out.

I have used my repair skills, cooking and faithful companionship in trade for a roof overhead and food. I travel the area picking dumpsters for items to sell on ebay for my medications.

I now travel at a top speed of 30 mph. I get to look at the world, smell the restaurants, smell the skunk at grow houses. I can spend an hours just watching ants figure out how to carry a large dead cockroach up the wall.

Some ailments have healed or at least are more controllable. Others have no plan on letting go of me. 

Just think how your life will turn out and I will wager that you will be 100% wrong.

Steve

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We are all Bozo's on this Republican Bus! Republicans Explain Evolution!

Mystical Male Voice: [rumbling sounds] Before the beginning, there was this turtle. And the turtle was alone. And he looked around. And he saw his neighbor, which was his mother, and he lay down on top of his neighbor, [coyote howl] and behold, she bore him in tears, an oak tree, which grew all day, and then fell over, [coyote howl] like a bridge. And low, under the bridge there came a catfish, and he was very big, [coyote howls] and he was walking, [more howls] and he was the biggest he had seen. [starts fading] And so, with the fiery balls of this fish, one of which is the sun, and the other, they called the moon… [sounds end]

Calm Male Narrator: Yes, some uncomplicated peoples still believe this myth. But here in the technical vastness of The Future, we can guess that surely, the past was very different. [begins fading] We can surmise, for instance, that these two great balls… [sounds end]

Echoey Male Voice: We know for certain, for instance, that for some reason, for some time in the beginning, there were hot lumps. Cold and lonely, they whirled noiselessly through the black holes of space [reverb effect here]. These insignificant lumps came together to form the first union, our sun, the heating system. And about this glowing gas bag, rotated the earth, a cats-eye among aggies, [reverb begins to really build] blinking in astonishment across the face… of time. [reverb overwhelmes everything, sounds disappear]

First Male Lecturer: [lecture room noises, voice quiet in the room] Well, we were covered with a molten scum of rocks, bobbing on the surface like rats. Later, when there was less heat, these giant rock groups settled down among the land masses. During this extinct time, our Earth was like a steam-room, and no one, not even man, could get in. [coughs start in audience] However, the oceans and the sewers were simmering with a rich protein stew, and the mountains moved in to surround and protect them. They didn’t know then that living as we know it was already taken over. Thank you. [a round of applause, constant coughs begin]

Second Male Lecturer: [brief rustling of paper] Animals without… backbones… hid from each other, or fell down. Clamosaurs and oysterettes appeared as appetizers. Then came the sponges, which sucked up about 10%… of all life. [more rustling] [clears throat] Hundreds of years later, in the Late Devouring Period, fish became obnoxious. [clears throat] Trailerbikes, chiggerbites, and miskweetoes collided aimlessly in the dense gas. Finally [bit more rustling], tiny, edible plants sprang up in rows, giving birth to generations of insecticides and other small, dying creatures. Thank you. [applause, new rumbling sound sets in]

Male Voice With Throaty Reverb: [some African flutes and drums play] Millions of months passed, and, 28 days later, the moon appeared. This small change was reflected best, perhaps, in the sand dollar, which shrank to almost nothing at the bottom of the pool, where even dumb amphibians, like catfish, laid their eggs in the boiling waters, only to be gobbled up every three minutes by the giant sea orphans and jungle bunnies, which scared everybody. [music begins to build] And so, IN FEAR AND HOT WATER, [music approaches a climax] A REPUBLICAN IS BORN!!!"

Firesign Theater - “The Wall Of Science”

I Think We’re All Bozos On This Bus (1971)

WTF Steve?